For readers interested in new religious movements, whether pasta, prego or in da futura, it should be noted that the FSM Pastafarian Movement now has a chapter in Iraq. So, while the DOD could find no evidence of a link between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden, it can now be stated al dente that the spaghetti has indeed hit the fan, regardless of the Surge.

Luke R. E. Publican